Saturday, February 26, 2011

Idea for Couples.

So it was 'Valentines' Day and I blurted out "Let's do that! Let's spend a weekend chopping trees so that we can build our caskets!" My girlfriend was lost "What caskets?" I was thinking to myself and only let her in on half of my idea. The "Romantic" in me thought that it would be sweet to spend a few years building our own coffins :D I thought to myself "What can be more romantic than spending the weekend with the better-half cutting down trees to build our coffins?" We could even take turns working on each others sometimes, adding personal details to each others box over the course of construction. This way we'd both have a hand in building the box that we eventually rot in. I'd install a killer stereo system because I'll be hanging out in it once it's completed while I'm still alive. Hanging out in the coffin while I'm still 'living' will ensure that it's well broken in and comfortable for when I die. The Stereo will also provide the entertainment during the party and, for a short time, after I'm buried. (Wasn't Jesus a carpenter? He'd respect this idea)

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